Who's All Going?
Have you been practicing your Naruto run?
Who Is All Going To
Area 51?
Unless you have been living under a rock, you must have heard about this new viral event. Basically, the idea is to swarm area 51 en-mass, and get “them aliens”. The buzz around this obvious joke is growing and growing, so much so that the US Air force had to release an official statement. The best part of this sensation are the memes, and I am here for all of them! So today, I want to share and review 10 hilarious #Area51 memes.
Just remember, this is real life!
Normally we would warm up with some milder memes, but today, I am going to jump right in! This is the one meme that really makes me want to pinch myself. Can you imagine that Generals, the highest levels of the United States Military, had to be briefed on what exactly a “Naruto Run” is. How did that meeting go? Could they keep a strait face? I know there is no way that I could have. Oh, to be a fly on the wall.
Excitement Level: 9000
Packing months before a highly anticipated trip is my trademark! Just the excitement makes me mentally arrange and re-arrange my suitcases long before it is socially acceptable to do so. Instead, I make lists, and edit them over and over again. This is probably what “them aliens” started doing as soon as they caught wind of the raid.
I only hope they don’t pack too heavy. Unless, of course, telekinesis is a thing they can actually do.
“We Outside”
How much can you relate to this one? You don’t have to be out of this world to relate to the anxiety that builds up when you are waiting for you bestie to roll up and scoop you Especially when it is for an amazing event or party. You know you have been there, you start getting ready early, because you don’t want to be rude and make them wait. You do your hair, and makeup, then you start pacing. You finally put on your coat, then shoes, and you are stil waiting. Your ride never shows up until you get distracted or try to get something accomplished during your wait. I bet the Aliens are just sitting there, staring at their phone, waiting the word r
With These Two On Our Team, There Is No Way We Can Fail!
If you can pick any two accomplices, to drag into your shenanigans, who would it be? Right?!? Right?!? I am so excited that these two have hopped on the ever-expanding band wagon, and decided to show their support Now that they are on board, there is no way we can lose! Who needs a door when Chuck Norris can simply Roundhouse kick right through h the wall of the base.
The Simpsons Are At It Again…
For years now, The Simpsons have early been predicting the future. From Smartphones and smart watches, to the Trump presidency, The Simpsons are always the first ones taunting “I told you so!” How close to the mark will they be this time? Do the writers have some kind of time machine or are they just clairvoyant? We may never know…
Cue Inspiring Music!
If we want this raid to be successful we need to start training and, as everyone knows, no training session is effective without a good montage. Naruto style running does not come easy. It is an art form passed down, through the generations. It takes skill and sweat to perfect. I think the next thing to go viral should be all of the montage videos of people training for September 20th.
Translators Needed…
Does anyone know what language Them Aliens speak? I am asking for a friend…
I am going to assume that the communication barrier will be quite steep, depending on how long they were studying us, before we started studying them. Maybe they will come with a care manual, or a English to Alien dictionary? Maybe Desiigner really can speak their language, or maybe he is speaking in cursive. There is only one way to find out!
Bring Me My Tinfoil Hat!
Anyone who knows me, knows I love a good conspiracy theory! This one is so awesome, I think it could just be true. Just think about it, how better to hide your involvement than to have this diabolical plan go viral, and take on a life of it’s own. I bet they are using Facebook and Twitter bots to push this agenda. We could all just be drinking the kool-aid on this one. How can we prove this rumor?
No Tinfoil? No Problem!
Coincidence? I think not! I think a strong argument can be made that this theory strongly supports the claim that there is an alien base on the dark side of the moon. Maybe, they actually came down and planted Neil in NASA in order to facilitate the Moon landing? This conspiracy could go deep!
I Am Invisible Under My Blankie!
If storming the base anime-style does not work, I think we should go the stealth route and sneak in under our favorite blankets. It worked against monsters when we were kids. For those that never had a blankie we can try cardboard boxes, Metal Gear Solid style. Hopefully the guards at Area 51 are as clueless as they are in the video game. Two Million boxes slowly creeping across the desert… What could possibly be suspicious about that?
I really want to stress again that this is all in good fun. No one is actually going to storm Area 51. This is a joke. I am not being serious, and neither are the people posting these memes. The US military has already warned anyone considering taking this joke too far, that action will be taken to defend the base so please, do not misinterpret the intentions of this post.
Do you have a favorite Area 51 meme? Or, has there been a viral joke that you were all about? Share it in the comments below so we can all have a laugh. Sometimes laughing is the only thing that makes a Monday bearable!
